Porn Backstory

This is the new age of porn. To me, you cant expect me to pay $9.99 for some silicone filled bimbo and a John Holmes wannabe to just bang. I can get that all day for free on the net.
No I must have some backstory and at least the actors should speak some form of english.
The new great concept in porn is the Tv and movie parody. You know, the Seinfeld or WKRP or Happy Days parody, which just barely masquerades as a concept between numerous of the usual fare in porno, boob sucking, blow job, licking, screwing, different position screwing, another different position screwing, one more position screwing and then the cum shot.Yawn.Boring.
If you are going to use the concept, why not play around with the characters and plots and use some black humor? And I'm not talking about Ginger and Maryanne getting it on in the hut...yeah like I couldn't come up with that scene. Get creative. Or die.