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Saturday, February 25, 2012

10 Random Thoughts

1. Guys fantasize about two girls, but girls never fantasize about two guys. such is life.

2. If the Westboro Church people ever picket a funeral of a friend or family of mine they are going to get to meet god a lot sooner than they planned.

3. The cold hard truth is that for most of us our greatest enemy is ourselves.
 
4. I love when the skanks diss the hoes. You just can't buy that kind of entertainment.
 
5. Umm..I have your screws here. You know the ones..the ones that were loose and fell to the floor.
 
6. A question women ask:
Do these jeans make my butt look fat?
A question a man never asks:
Do these jeans make my package look small?
 7. They should call facebook the "anti-social" network.
8. I take the George Castanza strategy when it comes to weather reports. Whatever they predict, I expect the opposite.
 9. No one wants to hear your political rants on facebook. Trust me, they don't.
 10. Mitt Romney is going to balance the budget...yeah..good luck with that.
 
 
 

1 comment:

  1. Number 1 isn't exactly true. I do fantasize about two guys...with me that is ;)

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