10 Random Thoughts

1. That awkward moment when you are mocking someone and they think you are mocking someone else and agreeing with you.

2. Knock Knock.     Who's there?       Facebook Admins.     Go Away. 

3. It is amazing what we do today that we will not believe we did 20 years from now.

4. People always say:

"That scared the crap out of me."

Yet it keeps happening. Seems there is no end to the amount of crap inside of people. Just thought I would point that out.

5. I can never find the line at the grocery store checkout that will move smoothly..but I can spot a whack job from hundreds of miles away. Wonder how that works. I have no clue. But it does.

6. Why don't they just introduce The Bachelor to The Bachelorette and get rid of those two lame shows?

7. Don't be in such a hurry to get where you are going. It will only take longer if you try to do it that way.

8. Dear Lady on the net who thinks she can sing, but cannot sing: 

Your friends lied. You can't sing. And you aren't hot either, despite what they are telling you.

9. The thing about tunnel vision is that you don't see the hit coming from the side. 

10. If you poke me one more time appendage replacement surgery may be in your future.