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Sunday, July 18, 2010

my new handle


ok after much long winded consultation with my inner self, ive decided that im going to fulfill my dream, destiny and passion and dip my toe into the world of porn stars.

now, the problem was always my name...so ive decided i will now be known as MARK DAVID....its a RON JEREMY kind of thing

Ronald Jeremy Hyatt, that is his real name, but of course its not catchy or sexy, so i decided id learn from the pro

unfortunately, i now look more like the present day ron jeremy than the 70s stud with the smart mouth, big d.... and great hair and moustache

but i figure, as the baby boomers and their kids now enter a new phase, they will identify with me, so here goes.

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