1. If you comment in public about how much pussy you get to eat at home you likely will not be getting that anymore.
2. Admitting you smoked crack cocaine at a party with gang bangers because you were too drunk to know better is very much like saying you can't stop the car because you forgot that the brakes aren't working when you got in the car.
3. If you don't like the spotlight on you when you have issues, don't take a job that requires you to be in the spotlight.
4. Never take advice from your family when they are at best as dumb as you and you are already a confirmed dumbass.
5. Admitting you have driven drunk and saying that is okay because everyone else does it, even though everyone else doesn't do it, is like saying that it is okay to jump off the cliff because other idiots do it.
6. If you tell people you will lower their taxes, you can pretty much do almost anything and stay in power. Even smoke crack, eat other women's pussy or get a blow job at your desk by your assistant. But you can't lie about it. If you lie about it, they think you are also lying about lowering the taxes. That is the biggest no-no.
7. The more you talk about how you aren't guilty, the more people think you are.
8. If you don't tell the truth when you have the chance, no one will believe you later even if you start telling the truth.
9. Nobody has sympathy for someone who digs their own hole and refuses to take a helping hand out of that hole but insists on trying to bite the hand that feeds it.
10. If you were a drug using, publicly drunk, bullying, womanizing, loudmouth jackass before you got elected, you won't suddenly stop being that way once you are elected.
Showing posts with label Random Thoughts. Show all posts
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Saturday, November 16, 2013
Saturday, October 26, 2013
10 Random Thoughts
1. Somebody should write a book called Shades of 50 and a bit grey. The sex would be interesting, that's for sure. Might be some pills involved. No, for sure there would be pills involved.
2. Premature evacuation--A guy who leaves too fast after the sex is over.
3. People are a lot braver with other peoples money.
4.There is a reason why you can't push a square peg into a round hole. Because it doesn't fit. Either make the hole square, or wait for the peg to become round. Or, fail.
5. The best way to sink a ship is to let the incompetent captain sink it themselves.
6. When someone says "we will agree to disagree" what they really mean most of the time is that "I am right and you are wrong and I don't want to discuss it with you anymore."
7. I am not out to change the world. I just want people who don't understand it to understand it better.
8. Jeff Probst, the host of Survivor is very annoying. The only reason I would want to be on the island is to sneak up behind him and club him unconscious with a 2 by 4. Then yell out "the tribe has spoken", now it is time for you to shut up.
9. Stupid people will say stupid things. Because they are stupid. It is their duty to manifest their own destiny. Don't get in their way.
10.Your relation ship sailed on that white horse into the forest where you can't see the trees.
2. Premature evacuation--A guy who leaves too fast after the sex is over.
3. People are a lot braver with other peoples money.
4.There is a reason why you can't push a square peg into a round hole. Because it doesn't fit. Either make the hole square, or wait for the peg to become round. Or, fail.
5. The best way to sink a ship is to let the incompetent captain sink it themselves.
6. When someone says "we will agree to disagree" what they really mean most of the time is that "I am right and you are wrong and I don't want to discuss it with you anymore."
7. I am not out to change the world. I just want people who don't understand it to understand it better.
8. Jeff Probst, the host of Survivor is very annoying. The only reason I would want to be on the island is to sneak up behind him and club him unconscious with a 2 by 4. Then yell out "the tribe has spoken", now it is time for you to shut up.
9. Stupid people will say stupid things. Because they are stupid. It is their duty to manifest their own destiny. Don't get in their way.
10.Your relation ship sailed on that white horse into the forest where you can't see the trees.
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Some Random Thoughts on the Shutdown/Debt Ceiling fiasco
1. The world is rejoicing. The worlds lenders, bankers, financiers and all the rest don't want the U.S. to stop borrowing from them. They just want them to keep borrowing more and keep paying them interest. Just like the credit card companies. They don't want you to pay your balance. They don't make money that way. They want you to always be able to pay the minimum and keep increasing the hole. Mission accomplished. They would be happy if we were in debt to them for infinity.
2. Say what you will about Obama, but he just outgamed the Republicans...again. He gave up nothing, got everything he wanted, looks like the hero while he has done nothing to lower the debt. Meanwhile, the Republicans look like the bad guys, because they shutdown the government and almost caused another depression. Good strategy play there. In reality, they are both huge failures, but one is perceived that way, and one is not.
3. They can keep kicking the can down the road for years, probably the rest of my life, but in reality, all they are doing is taking more out of our pockets every time they do it. More interest payments mean less going to actual services and benefits. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer and the middle class moves closer to the poor ledger.
4. Based on the reaction of the world, and the rest of anyone that knows what is at stake for real this time, it is clear that no matter what happens, the U.S. will never be allowed to default on its debt. Because they know that, they are not worried that the credit tap will ever be turned off. Despite being the borrower, they hold all the cards and will never be allowed to fold. The world simply cannot exist as we know it if that happens. So it wont. They are the rich kids that the parents will never give the tough love to.
5. People have been clamoring for a third party alternative for years now. Now, you've got it. The Tea Party are going to be that third party, and I suspect there will be at least a 4th and 5th one also. It is not going to be as simple as Republicans and Democrats from this point forward. Those days are over. That is probably a good thing, but in the short term, there is major chaos ahead.
6. We are in the early stages of the dissolving of what we now know of as the United States. I don't think we will see Civil War, but the couple is breaking up and they are each going to take their shit and move out. Their is no marriage counsellor that can fix this. The bad blood is way too deep. It is every man and woman for themselves and the one with the better shark lawyer is likely the winner.
7. The fact that the government could actually be shutdown and the debt default come as close as it did tells that the system is so broken only a complete overhaul can save it now. The 1776 model was just that, a 1776 model and is not relevant to our current reality.
2. Say what you will about Obama, but he just outgamed the Republicans...again. He gave up nothing, got everything he wanted, looks like the hero while he has done nothing to lower the debt. Meanwhile, the Republicans look like the bad guys, because they shutdown the government and almost caused another depression. Good strategy play there. In reality, they are both huge failures, but one is perceived that way, and one is not.
3. They can keep kicking the can down the road for years, probably the rest of my life, but in reality, all they are doing is taking more out of our pockets every time they do it. More interest payments mean less going to actual services and benefits. The rich get richer, the poor get poorer and the middle class moves closer to the poor ledger.
4. Based on the reaction of the world, and the rest of anyone that knows what is at stake for real this time, it is clear that no matter what happens, the U.S. will never be allowed to default on its debt. Because they know that, they are not worried that the credit tap will ever be turned off. Despite being the borrower, they hold all the cards and will never be allowed to fold. The world simply cannot exist as we know it if that happens. So it wont. They are the rich kids that the parents will never give the tough love to.
5. People have been clamoring for a third party alternative for years now. Now, you've got it. The Tea Party are going to be that third party, and I suspect there will be at least a 4th and 5th one also. It is not going to be as simple as Republicans and Democrats from this point forward. Those days are over. That is probably a good thing, but in the short term, there is major chaos ahead.
6. We are in the early stages of the dissolving of what we now know of as the United States. I don't think we will see Civil War, but the couple is breaking up and they are each going to take their shit and move out. Their is no marriage counsellor that can fix this. The bad blood is way too deep. It is every man and woman for themselves and the one with the better shark lawyer is likely the winner.
7. The fact that the government could actually be shutdown and the debt default come as close as it did tells that the system is so broken only a complete overhaul can save it now. The 1776 model was just that, a 1776 model and is not relevant to our current reality.
Monday, July 22, 2013
Some Random Thoughts on Detroit.
I intend to do a long essay on the Detroit situation, but that will likely take until the end of the week, at the earliest. In the meantime, here are some random thoughts about it that I am playing with in my head.
1. When you are really a one industry town, you are 100% susceptible to the boom and bust theory that plays out at some point. No matter how big you are.
2. Detroit has pretty much been considered the most dangerous city in America for a long time by most Canadians, and tourists from other countries, and many within America, and many who live just outside Detroit. When you get a reputation like that, your city is basically dead.
3. When mostly uneducated workers are making 30 to 40 dollars an hour, as most were in the heyday of Motor City, if those jobs go away, due to whatever factor, you have the recipe for a slum. And disaster. You now have more than half of Detroit's population who are not employable above the poverty line. How do you fix that? I don't know, but it doesn't look good for this generation.
4. I find it shocking and an embarrassment that the President of The United States found time to comment about one murder in Florida, but has not found any time to speak about a major city going bankrupt, and what he plans to do to stop it, fix it or deal with it.
5. White flight is real and a very serious issue for America, which threatens to turn it right back into a segregated society again, even though nobody will call it that. When that completely plays out, the level of violence and crime we see now will only be a fraction of what we can expect.
6. Cities are not people or businesses. They cannot go bankrupt. Not if you want the financial system to support infrastructure building and repair, as it does now. You can't renege on your bonds. It simply breaks the system. There has to be another solution.
7. Funding pension plans that wont come to full fruition for another 40 years based on current economic activity that must continue to make the books balance is just plain insanity. If you can't pay that portion now, then you never will be able to pay it.
8. The shocking reality is that while it is tragic that Zimmerman shot Martin in Florida, if this Detroit thing is not solved very quickly, there will be thousands of these types of shootings in Detroit and places like them that are on the brink of becoming just like Detroit.
9. I don't know if Rick Snyder has the solution. But he is right. You can't keep kicking the can down to the next guy forever. Somebody is going to get stuck with the hot potato at some point. That point is now. It probably was about 10 years ago, but somehow it got kicked a bit longer and now the hot potato is a grenade.
10. Even though he doesn't want to do it, and really shouldn't, the President will have no choice but to bail out Detroit. Because if a city like that goes down, then the American dream is officially dead. And nobody wants that on their watch. The only question is what type of conditions he is going to add to the money when he does it. Once you bail out banks, and car companies, and mortgage lenders, then you have opened the floodgate. You can't say no once you have begun to say yes.
1. When you are really a one industry town, you are 100% susceptible to the boom and bust theory that plays out at some point. No matter how big you are.
2. Detroit has pretty much been considered the most dangerous city in America for a long time by most Canadians, and tourists from other countries, and many within America, and many who live just outside Detroit. When you get a reputation like that, your city is basically dead.
3. When mostly uneducated workers are making 30 to 40 dollars an hour, as most were in the heyday of Motor City, if those jobs go away, due to whatever factor, you have the recipe for a slum. And disaster. You now have more than half of Detroit's population who are not employable above the poverty line. How do you fix that? I don't know, but it doesn't look good for this generation.
4. I find it shocking and an embarrassment that the President of The United States found time to comment about one murder in Florida, but has not found any time to speak about a major city going bankrupt, and what he plans to do to stop it, fix it or deal with it.
5. White flight is real and a very serious issue for America, which threatens to turn it right back into a segregated society again, even though nobody will call it that. When that completely plays out, the level of violence and crime we see now will only be a fraction of what we can expect.
6. Cities are not people or businesses. They cannot go bankrupt. Not if you want the financial system to support infrastructure building and repair, as it does now. You can't renege on your bonds. It simply breaks the system. There has to be another solution.
7. Funding pension plans that wont come to full fruition for another 40 years based on current economic activity that must continue to make the books balance is just plain insanity. If you can't pay that portion now, then you never will be able to pay it.
8. The shocking reality is that while it is tragic that Zimmerman shot Martin in Florida, if this Detroit thing is not solved very quickly, there will be thousands of these types of shootings in Detroit and places like them that are on the brink of becoming just like Detroit.
9. I don't know if Rick Snyder has the solution. But he is right. You can't keep kicking the can down to the next guy forever. Somebody is going to get stuck with the hot potato at some point. That point is now. It probably was about 10 years ago, but somehow it got kicked a bit longer and now the hot potato is a grenade.
10. Even though he doesn't want to do it, and really shouldn't, the President will have no choice but to bail out Detroit. Because if a city like that goes down, then the American dream is officially dead. And nobody wants that on their watch. The only question is what type of conditions he is going to add to the money when he does it. Once you bail out banks, and car companies, and mortgage lenders, then you have opened the floodgate. You can't say no once you have begun to say yes.
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
Some Random Thoughts on Mad Men
1. No straight man would ever be able to resist Joan Harris. Not one. I don't care what they say. Even gay men probably wouldn't, or straight women.
2. Don Draper is the best character to come along since I don't know when. They will be talking about him for the rest of time.
3. They say that men and some women were really as sexually promiscuous as they portray them in Mad Men. Maybe in New York City, but not anywhere I ever lived or knew of.
4. Roger Sterling is really Don Draper in 20 years if Draper doesn't clean up his act. Bob Benson is a Don Draper wannabe, and Pete Campbell knows it. It is always good to keep the pretenders around. When they fall flat on their face, you look better. Same reason Don kept Pete around.
5. When you are Don Draper, you have "it". That essence. And everyone wants a piece of it. Until they have taken all you have to give and you have no more left. It can be very exhausting. So, you learn to take from others, in Don Drapers case, from women. That is partly the reason that Don is a taker.
6. People say Don Draper uses women for sex. Actually, it is the other way around. They use him for sex. He uses them for validation, and even he knows that doesn't work.
7. When you grow up in a whorehouse, you start to think of all women as whores, no matter how much they show you they are not. It is a scar that never heals within you.
8. Don Draper learned what all guys learn when he was young. There can only be one rooster in the hen house, and if you try to take his hens, he will try to kill you. The key for some is to kill the head rooster and become him. The hens only care who is the head rooster, not which one is.
9. Draper shows very infrequent bits of integrity, but for the most part, he has none. He is a user, even though he seems to not want to be one. Probably because, for the most part, it has worked out in his favor. People go with what works, not what seems right, most of the time.
10. You think "how could someone fall for the things they came up with" back in those days? Until you realize that people who shop at Walmart are convinced they are saving money. Then you realize why Don Draper makes the big bucks. He could sell cat food to a dog and make them think they are lucky they are allowed to buy it.
11. AMC has come up with Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Walking Dead and a few others in the last 7 years. In that time, the networks have given us Survivor, The Amazing Race, Big Brother, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Dancing With The Stars. Need I say more about why very few people bother with network television anymore?
12. I think that one of the greatest lessons of Mad Men is that no matter how great someones life looks on the outside, on the inside, in their own skin, it isn't what anywhere near as good, no matter the facade they put up. That is probably why those people are so good at selling the lie to us. They live it.
13. A big part of the allure of the show is that although some of us were very young during the time period portrayed, we remember what it was like and this show completely captures that. Right on the money. It is like watching our own home movies.
14. Since Don is referred to by his stepmother as a "whore child" , if he thinks of all women as whores, then they can never be better than him, thereby boosting his fragile ego. A lot of us seek to do this, unknowingly, in the way we think of and refer to people we know.
15. Much of the shows drama is based on the concept of taking risks only when you know the other person has as much or more to lose as you do if it goes sour or ends. The ones who seem to employ this strategy on the show end up the winners and the ones who don't play that game end up the losers.
16. Even though I have seen it countless times, and could skip over it, I always watch the opening theme and credits intently. It sets the tone for the vibe of the show. Like the start of a James Bond movie does. It leads you exactly where you want to be to take in what is coming next.
17. If you are going to play a game of chicken, you need to know two things. First, that the other person knows they have to bail. And two, that they are going to bail when it is time to bail. Having the upper hand doesn't matter if the other person doesn't think they have anything to lose anymore.
18. People will do just about anything for money, no matter what they say about their high moral standard. The higher the morals, the more cash you have to offer them.
19. Sex is a much bigger vice than any other vice. Because the other things are things we don't need while sex we need, even if we aren't addicted to it. So, even when healthy, you can't abstain in a healthy way. As much as Don Draper appears to want to be loyal, he knows, and we know, that he can't.
20. Your friend today can be your enemy tomorrow. And vice versa.
2. Don Draper is the best character to come along since I don't know when. They will be talking about him for the rest of time.
3. They say that men and some women were really as sexually promiscuous as they portray them in Mad Men. Maybe in New York City, but not anywhere I ever lived or knew of.
4. Roger Sterling is really Don Draper in 20 years if Draper doesn't clean up his act. Bob Benson is a Don Draper wannabe, and Pete Campbell knows it. It is always good to keep the pretenders around. When they fall flat on their face, you look better. Same reason Don kept Pete around.
5. When you are Don Draper, you have "it". That essence. And everyone wants a piece of it. Until they have taken all you have to give and you have no more left. It can be very exhausting. So, you learn to take from others, in Don Drapers case, from women. That is partly the reason that Don is a taker.
6. People say Don Draper uses women for sex. Actually, it is the other way around. They use him for sex. He uses them for validation, and even he knows that doesn't work.
7. When you grow up in a whorehouse, you start to think of all women as whores, no matter how much they show you they are not. It is a scar that never heals within you.
8. Don Draper learned what all guys learn when he was young. There can only be one rooster in the hen house, and if you try to take his hens, he will try to kill you. The key for some is to kill the head rooster and become him. The hens only care who is the head rooster, not which one is.
9. Draper shows very infrequent bits of integrity, but for the most part, he has none. He is a user, even though he seems to not want to be one. Probably because, for the most part, it has worked out in his favor. People go with what works, not what seems right, most of the time.
10. You think "how could someone fall for the things they came up with" back in those days? Until you realize that people who shop at Walmart are convinced they are saving money. Then you realize why Don Draper makes the big bucks. He could sell cat food to a dog and make them think they are lucky they are allowed to buy it.
11. AMC has come up with Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Walking Dead and a few others in the last 7 years. In that time, the networks have given us Survivor, The Amazing Race, Big Brother, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Dancing With The Stars. Need I say more about why very few people bother with network television anymore?
12. I think that one of the greatest lessons of Mad Men is that no matter how great someones life looks on the outside, on the inside, in their own skin, it isn't what anywhere near as good, no matter the facade they put up. That is probably why those people are so good at selling the lie to us. They live it.
13. A big part of the allure of the show is that although some of us were very young during the time period portrayed, we remember what it was like and this show completely captures that. Right on the money. It is like watching our own home movies.
14. Since Don is referred to by his stepmother as a "whore child" , if he thinks of all women as whores, then they can never be better than him, thereby boosting his fragile ego. A lot of us seek to do this, unknowingly, in the way we think of and refer to people we know.
15. Much of the shows drama is based on the concept of taking risks only when you know the other person has as much or more to lose as you do if it goes sour or ends. The ones who seem to employ this strategy on the show end up the winners and the ones who don't play that game end up the losers.
16. Even though I have seen it countless times, and could skip over it, I always watch the opening theme and credits intently. It sets the tone for the vibe of the show. Like the start of a James Bond movie does. It leads you exactly where you want to be to take in what is coming next.
17. If you are going to play a game of chicken, you need to know two things. First, that the other person knows they have to bail. And two, that they are going to bail when it is time to bail. Having the upper hand doesn't matter if the other person doesn't think they have anything to lose anymore.
18. People will do just about anything for money, no matter what they say about their high moral standard. The higher the morals, the more cash you have to offer them.
19. Sex is a much bigger vice than any other vice. Because the other things are things we don't need while sex we need, even if we aren't addicted to it. So, even when healthy, you can't abstain in a healthy way. As much as Don Draper appears to want to be loyal, he knows, and we know, that he can't.
20. Your friend today can be your enemy tomorrow. And vice versa.
Saturday, July 6, 2013
Some Random Thoughts
1. I think the Nigerian scammer Uncle people might increase their success rate if they simply modified the inheritance amount. The minute I see 14 million, I check out. Just sayin. Put at least some effort into it. You might even get a reply from me if you knock it down to 800,000.
2. I wonder if the UPS truck driving guy ever gets splashed by a huge puddle by a driver going the other way. I don't know about you, but that open door on the drivers side is a deterrent to me ever taking that job.
3. Enough already with the Egypt president-get rid of him, don't get rid of him- stuff. I really don't give a crap. If you want to protest about it, go back to your own country and do it there. The citizens of this country don't care at all.
4. I think the time has come to say the Gay Pride parade is completely counterproductive to the Gay Rights movement. Being that same sex marriage and benefits is now pretty much the standard, trying to stand out as different and way out there goes against the idea that gay people are just like anyone else--except that they have sexual desire for the same sex.
5. It is still mind boggling to me that there was a time when very educated and cultured people believed that slavery was acceptable and their god given right to have. It just goes to show, education and money don't mean that you will think and act like a good person with real moral values.
6. Seems to me that we would be much better off if we worked with Mother Nature wants to give us instead of trying to take what she doesn't want us to have.
7. I don't care if new immigrants know the names of dead Prime Ministers, or any other person, or what the actual citizenship test is these days, but I would be satisfied if they just took them to the mall and made them park their car within a minute when most can do it in 10 seconds. If they can't, send them back.
8. Note to players leaving a team. If you say horrible things about them on the way out the door, many teams wont touch you, no matter how much talent you may have. Just shut it and play the game.
9. Lincoln was a pretty good, but not great movie, but Daniel Day Lewis is one of the greatest actors I have ever seen. His performance in that movie is one for the ages. It was really like watching Lincoln reincarnated.
10. If you don't invest some of the profits you make today in your future, you likely wont have a future.
2. I wonder if the UPS truck driving guy ever gets splashed by a huge puddle by a driver going the other way. I don't know about you, but that open door on the drivers side is a deterrent to me ever taking that job.
3. Enough already with the Egypt president-get rid of him, don't get rid of him- stuff. I really don't give a crap. If you want to protest about it, go back to your own country and do it there. The citizens of this country don't care at all.
4. I think the time has come to say the Gay Pride parade is completely counterproductive to the Gay Rights movement. Being that same sex marriage and benefits is now pretty much the standard, trying to stand out as different and way out there goes against the idea that gay people are just like anyone else--except that they have sexual desire for the same sex.
5. It is still mind boggling to me that there was a time when very educated and cultured people believed that slavery was acceptable and their god given right to have. It just goes to show, education and money don't mean that you will think and act like a good person with real moral values.
6. Seems to me that we would be much better off if we worked with Mother Nature wants to give us instead of trying to take what she doesn't want us to have.
7. I don't care if new immigrants know the names of dead Prime Ministers, or any other person, or what the actual citizenship test is these days, but I would be satisfied if they just took them to the mall and made them park their car within a minute when most can do it in 10 seconds. If they can't, send them back.
8. Note to players leaving a team. If you say horrible things about them on the way out the door, many teams wont touch you, no matter how much talent you may have. Just shut it and play the game.
9. Lincoln was a pretty good, but not great movie, but Daniel Day Lewis is one of the greatest actors I have ever seen. His performance in that movie is one for the ages. It was really like watching Lincoln reincarnated.
10. If you don't invest some of the profits you make today in your future, you likely wont have a future.
Saturday, June 1, 2013
10 Random Thoughts
1. If you let others tell you how to express your faith, then you really have no faith in yourself.
2. No matter how well you think you know someone, you never really know what is going on in their head.
3. Before you ask for help make sure you want it. Once you burn that bridge you don't get to go back.
4. Maybe we should stop complaining that people are gaming the system and just change the system so they can't game it.
5. It takes a real idiot, a true moron, to make you see how stupid you can be sometimes. In that way, morons are valuable.
6. If you don't value people then people will not value you. And what are you left with? Nothing of value. That is what you are left with.
7. Someone who was important and relevant to your life when you were at a different stage in your life might not be anymore. You are not throwing away what you had, you are realizing you had it and now it doesn't exist anymore.
8. Crazy people always think that the other people are crazy. That is the nature of crazy people.
9. Whenever I read an article and they refer to a "chief economist" as their source for making their argument...I know to do the exact opposite of what that expert is saying. The old saying is accurate. Experts are really only good at being experts.
10. Saw a guy crossing a crosswalk tonight with his head down, texting and not paying attention to the road. He almost got killed. In my book..good riddance. If he can't wait until he gets to the other side, then it is Darwinism in action if you asked me.
2. No matter how well you think you know someone, you never really know what is going on in their head.
3. Before you ask for help make sure you want it. Once you burn that bridge you don't get to go back.
4. Maybe we should stop complaining that people are gaming the system and just change the system so they can't game it.
5. It takes a real idiot, a true moron, to make you see how stupid you can be sometimes. In that way, morons are valuable.
6. If you don't value people then people will not value you. And what are you left with? Nothing of value. That is what you are left with.
7. Someone who was important and relevant to your life when you were at a different stage in your life might not be anymore. You are not throwing away what you had, you are realizing you had it and now it doesn't exist anymore.
8. Crazy people always think that the other people are crazy. That is the nature of crazy people.
9. Whenever I read an article and they refer to a "chief economist" as their source for making their argument...I know to do the exact opposite of what that expert is saying. The old saying is accurate. Experts are really only good at being experts.
10. Saw a guy crossing a crosswalk tonight with his head down, texting and not paying attention to the road. He almost got killed. In my book..good riddance. If he can't wait until he gets to the other side, then it is Darwinism in action if you asked me.
Saturday, March 9, 2013
10 Random Thoughts
1. If life really does suck and love really does stink
why doesn't Jay Giles have a day like everyone else. He called it first.
We should pay him the homage he deserves for pointing that out? I vote
for February 15th.
2. You have the right to bear arms. You also have the right to remain silent. People are way too worried about their 2nd amendment rights and not mindful enough of their 5th amendment obligations.
3. I'm so good you don't even know when I'm pretending to be good when I'm bad.
4. If a Praying Mantis loses the faith, is he really even valid anymore? Shouldn't he start standing straight up again?
5. Thumbs up ...if you have thumbs.
6. If you are looking for "the one" or think you have found "the one" and are so happy that you have "the one" I have a bridge located in Brooklyn that you just have to buy.
7. I really hate to burst peoples bubbles but you can only have 1 BFF. By definition "best" means one, any more and you really don't have one.
8. Did you know that Ralston Purina used to make breakfast cereal and dog food. Based on what we know about big corps...I don't know about you but I've got issues with that.
9. i know the educational system is not what it once was,but just so you know that if you've been together three months that is NOT an anniversary. Anniversary derives from annual..meaning yearly..meaning ...SHUT UP!
10. Jesus loves me..but I think even he has serious doubts about you.
2. You have the right to bear arms. You also have the right to remain silent. People are way too worried about their 2nd amendment rights and not mindful enough of their 5th amendment obligations.
3. I'm so good you don't even know when I'm pretending to be good when I'm bad.
4. If a Praying Mantis loses the faith, is he really even valid anymore? Shouldn't he start standing straight up again?
5. Thumbs up ...if you have thumbs.
6. If you are looking for "the one" or think you have found "the one" and are so happy that you have "the one" I have a bridge located in Brooklyn that you just have to buy.
7. I really hate to burst peoples bubbles but you can only have 1 BFF. By definition "best" means one, any more and you really don't have one.
8. Did you know that Ralston Purina used to make breakfast cereal and dog food. Based on what we know about big corps...I don't know about you but I've got issues with that.
9. i know the educational system is not what it once was,but just so you know that if you've been together three months that is NOT an anniversary. Anniversary derives from annual..meaning yearly..meaning ...SHUT UP!
10. Jesus loves me..but I think even he has serious doubts about you.
Sunday, March 3, 2013
10 Random Thoughts
1. I hate to say I told you so. No I don't. Who is kidding who? I like to say that. And so do you.
2. What if Bob's Big Boy goes on a diet? Does he have to rename the stores?
3. I would be your best friend forever, but I don't plan to live that long. Sorry Charlie.
4. I don't like to sell. I am not that good at it. So I don't do it. If you are not funny, don't try to be funny. It's okay. You don't have to be. Be who you are, not who you wish you would be because others are that way.
5. I'm not a joker. I just play one on Facebook.
6. You are somebody's reason to masturbate. You are also somebody's reason to commit hopefully justifiable homicide.
7. When I say I am going bra-less for the day it doesn't seem to carry the same weight as when a woman says it.
8. The other day, my friend said I was too negative and that the glass is always half full. I took his glass, drank the fluid and said. "I guess we don't have to argue about that anymore?"
9. Here is what I know for sure.
If you respond to stupid people then YOU are actually the stupid one. They are stupid and you are wasting YOUR time on them.
10. Note to some men:
I'm not saying you have a bad body. I am not saying that there is anything wrong with your body if you have a few pounds and a stomach. I am saying:
Put your shirt back on and stop posting those pics on Facebook. You aren't a guy from Magic Mike and you are grossing all of us out.
2. What if Bob's Big Boy goes on a diet? Does he have to rename the stores?
3. I would be your best friend forever, but I don't plan to live that long. Sorry Charlie.
4. I don't like to sell. I am not that good at it. So I don't do it. If you are not funny, don't try to be funny. It's okay. You don't have to be. Be who you are, not who you wish you would be because others are that way.
5. I'm not a joker. I just play one on Facebook.
6. You are somebody's reason to masturbate. You are also somebody's reason to commit hopefully justifiable homicide.
7. When I say I am going bra-less for the day it doesn't seem to carry the same weight as when a woman says it.
8. The other day, my friend said I was too negative and that the glass is always half full. I took his glass, drank the fluid and said. "I guess we don't have to argue about that anymore?"
9. Here is what I know for sure.
If you respond to stupid people then YOU are actually the stupid one. They are stupid and you are wasting YOUR time on them.
10. Note to some men:
I'm not saying you have a bad body. I am not saying that there is anything wrong with your body if you have a few pounds and a stomach. I am saying:
Put your shirt back on and stop posting those pics on Facebook. You aren't a guy from Magic Mike and you are grossing all of us out.
Saturday, February 23, 2013
Random Thoughts: The "What If" Edition
1. What if Pigs COULD fly? Should birds be nervous? Does that mean the end of bacon because pigs have viable flight risk capability?
2. What if Rome was built in a day? Are we just really slow at getting shit done and in denial?
3. What if her ass ISN'T fat? If you tell her, does that mean she thinks you are lying? What if it becomes fat later, as is likely. Did you miss your chance to just lie before and prepare her for the inevitable?
4. What if politicians got a high voltage electrical shock every time they lied to us about screwing us in the ass to line their pockets? Is that even legal? Since politicians make the laws, is this question just moot anyways?
5. What if I am The Jerk Whisperer? Can I get myself fired or am I bound by contract to keep the position until further notice?
6. What if Grumpy Cat wants to be happy cat but is being held hostage and forced to be Grumpy in the name of selling more T-Shirts? Should we call the authorities?
7. What if Facebook is all a dream and one day we are going to realize we have a shitload of imaginary friends? Is there enough qualified therapists to deal with all the fallout?
8. What if dogs and cats really love each other and have been in collusion all these years just to mess with us? Who is the ring leader, the cat or the dog?
9. What if Mitt Romney did win the election and turned out to be a bleeding heart liberal under cover? Would that mean that Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter would be moved to commit mutual suicide? Is it worth taking that risk next time on a risk/reward, cost benefit basis?
10. What if you were to burst my bubble, only to find an equally awesome bubble inside that bubble. Who would be dealing with the hate then?
2. What if Rome was built in a day? Are we just really slow at getting shit done and in denial?
3. What if her ass ISN'T fat? If you tell her, does that mean she thinks you are lying? What if it becomes fat later, as is likely. Did you miss your chance to just lie before and prepare her for the inevitable?
4. What if politicians got a high voltage electrical shock every time they lied to us about screwing us in the ass to line their pockets? Is that even legal? Since politicians make the laws, is this question just moot anyways?
5. What if I am The Jerk Whisperer? Can I get myself fired or am I bound by contract to keep the position until further notice?
6. What if Grumpy Cat wants to be happy cat but is being held hostage and forced to be Grumpy in the name of selling more T-Shirts? Should we call the authorities?
7. What if Facebook is all a dream and one day we are going to realize we have a shitload of imaginary friends? Is there enough qualified therapists to deal with all the fallout?
8. What if dogs and cats really love each other and have been in collusion all these years just to mess with us? Who is the ring leader, the cat or the dog?
9. What if Mitt Romney did win the election and turned out to be a bleeding heart liberal under cover? Would that mean that Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter would be moved to commit mutual suicide? Is it worth taking that risk next time on a risk/reward, cost benefit basis?
10. What if you were to burst my bubble, only to find an equally awesome bubble inside that bubble. Who would be dealing with the hate then?
Saturday, February 9, 2013
10 Random Thoughts
1. You can't exorcise the demons until you let them out of the closet first.
2. One of the keys to writing is to be completely detached and totally immersed in your story at exactly the same time.
3. Anyone that would delete me for stating my opinion is someone I want to delete me. Anyone that wont let me state mine is someone I will delete.
4. Sometimes a song can make you feel bad, but in a good way.
5. Not telling your friends the truth is actually worse than lying to them. That is my take.
6. Telling a lie can be a really horrible thing. Living a lie is infinitely more damaging.
7. Never second guess yourself. That's why they call it a guess. You were right the first time when you were sure you were.
8. There are always two ways to look at a situation. It could have been better or it could have been worse. Either way, it is what it is.
9. Lack of oxygen to the brain seems to be an issue for some people.
10. It's all in how bad you really want it. It all boils down to that.
2. One of the keys to writing is to be completely detached and totally immersed in your story at exactly the same time.
3. Anyone that would delete me for stating my opinion is someone I want to delete me. Anyone that wont let me state mine is someone I will delete.
4. Sometimes a song can make you feel bad, but in a good way.
5. Not telling your friends the truth is actually worse than lying to them. That is my take.
6. Telling a lie can be a really horrible thing. Living a lie is infinitely more damaging.
7. Never second guess yourself. That's why they call it a guess. You were right the first time when you were sure you were.
8. There are always two ways to look at a situation. It could have been better or it could have been worse. Either way, it is what it is.
9. Lack of oxygen to the brain seems to be an issue for some people.
10. It's all in how bad you really want it. It all boils down to that.
Saturday, January 26, 2013
10 Random Thoughts
1. Your best advertising is good product.
2. The biggest fault you can have is not admitting that you have faults.
3. Wouldn't it be great if they had chat waiting.
I'm sorry. I cant chat right now..I'm chatting with someone else but I'll be right with you as soon as I'm done with them. Because they are a lot more interesting than you.
4. Facts are for winners. Rumors are for losers.
5. The great thing about being a smart ass is that at least you are smart..Now being a dumb ass on the other hand....
6. If you are going to tag your photos, why not just do it in the middle of your cleavage? We are already looking there anyway. Just a thought.
7. Getting married is the first day you realize that you can never ever tell her she looks fat in that again and not hear about it all night.
8. My top priority is world peace. My next priority is chocolate cake. That order is very flexible and not set in stone.
9. Yeah, I probably should not have said that out loud, but god forbid your slutty drunken friend looks down on us. That would be terrible.
10. If you are a religious nut...I'm not home.
2. The biggest fault you can have is not admitting that you have faults.
3. Wouldn't it be great if they had chat waiting.
I'm sorry. I cant chat right now..I'm chatting with someone else but I'll be right with you as soon as I'm done with them. Because they are a lot more interesting than you.
4. Facts are for winners. Rumors are for losers.
5. The great thing about being a smart ass is that at least you are smart..Now being a dumb ass on the other hand....
6. If you are going to tag your photos, why not just do it in the middle of your cleavage? We are already looking there anyway. Just a thought.
7. Getting married is the first day you realize that you can never ever tell her she looks fat in that again and not hear about it all night.
8. My top priority is world peace. My next priority is chocolate cake. That order is very flexible and not set in stone.
9. Yeah, I probably should not have said that out loud, but god forbid your slutty drunken friend looks down on us. That would be terrible.
10. If you are a religious nut...I'm not home.
Saturday, January 19, 2013
10 Random Thoughts
1. When you have to go to the bathroom--and I mean really
badly--but can't get there for at least 5 minutes, your attention span
is less than zero.
2. I hate it when your vices argue with each other about who is the bigger priority.
3. Those not capable of independent thoughts can never relate to or understand those that have them. It scares them because it is so foreign and frightening to them to go against the grain.
4. Note to self: Stop saying I suck in the open forum. There are better words to use than that one.
5. One plus one equals two. Every other equation builds off of that.
6. I am forever disappointing myself in new and exciting ways.
7. Behind every great man is an ex telling him he never was that great and she was faking it the whole time.
8. Some people really don't know how to walk that fine line between TMI and FYI.
9. I've said it before and I'll say it again.
10. Sometimes in a relationship you go in with blinders and go out with a restraining order.
2. I hate it when your vices argue with each other about who is the bigger priority.
3. Those not capable of independent thoughts can never relate to or understand those that have them. It scares them because it is so foreign and frightening to them to go against the grain.
4. Note to self: Stop saying I suck in the open forum. There are better words to use than that one.
5. One plus one equals two. Every other equation builds off of that.
6. I am forever disappointing myself in new and exciting ways.
7. Behind every great man is an ex telling him he never was that great and she was faking it the whole time.
8. Some people really don't know how to walk that fine line between TMI and FYI.
9. I've said it before and I'll say it again.
10. Sometimes in a relationship you go in with blinders and go out with a restraining order.
Saturday, January 12, 2013
9 Random Thoughts
1. Thumbs up if you want to take all the thumbs away from those goofs on You Tube when they tell you to put them up.
2. Why 9? Don't Be Predictable. That's why.
3. There are times when your muse is more of a maze.
4. I would treat you with kid gloves. But my inner child is also very nasty.
5. It's the thought that counts. Except when there is no thinking. Then it doesn't count.
6. Fighting with your destiny is a losing battle not worth fighting.
7. The problem with the Monkey See, Monkey Do thing is almost always the Monkey Do part.
8. If you are going to tag your photos..why not just do it in the middle of your cleavage. We are already looking there anyway.
9. I have an intimate, personal relationship with Jesus Christ! Do you?
No, we have decided to be just good friends.
2. Why 9? Don't Be Predictable. That's why.
3. There are times when your muse is more of a maze.
4. I would treat you with kid gloves. But my inner child is also very nasty.
5. It's the thought that counts. Except when there is no thinking. Then it doesn't count.
6. Fighting with your destiny is a losing battle not worth fighting.
7. The problem with the Monkey See, Monkey Do thing is almost always the Monkey Do part.
8. If you are going to tag your photos..why not just do it in the middle of your cleavage. We are already looking there anyway.
9. I have an intimate, personal relationship with Jesus Christ! Do you?
No, we have decided to be just good friends.
Saturday, January 5, 2013
10 Random Thoughts
1. It sounded a lot wittier and profound in my head. I say that a lot after the fact.
2. I admire those who have great passion and do whatever they can to reach their goals. I don't admire those who drive into and through mountains to get there. That is just plain crazy.
3. If I knew then what I know now I would wish that I knew it then.
4. If you don't want to get pissed on, you probably shouldn't be shitting all over people in the first place.
5. If Mrs. Robinson ever married a spanish guy named Jesus, I think Paul Simon would be eternally considered a prophet.
6. Funny cat pics are like really great, rich chocolate cake. You keep telling yourself that you have to stop, but they are just so good you can't pass them up.
7. If you are not bringing it 24/7 you are leaving it somewhere most of the time.
8. It's a very fine line between psychic and psycho. Maybe not so fine.
9. For Pete's sake. Why Pete? Is he special or something?
10. When there is a very thick coat of pure white snow on the ground, your desire to do anything is directly proportional to how fast it melts.
2. I admire those who have great passion and do whatever they can to reach their goals. I don't admire those who drive into and through mountains to get there. That is just plain crazy.
3. If I knew then what I know now I would wish that I knew it then.
4. If you don't want to get pissed on, you probably shouldn't be shitting all over people in the first place.
5. If Mrs. Robinson ever married a spanish guy named Jesus, I think Paul Simon would be eternally considered a prophet.
6. Funny cat pics are like really great, rich chocolate cake. You keep telling yourself that you have to stop, but they are just so good you can't pass them up.
7. If you are not bringing it 24/7 you are leaving it somewhere most of the time.
8. It's a very fine line between psychic and psycho. Maybe not so fine.
9. For Pete's sake. Why Pete? Is he special or something?
10. When there is a very thick coat of pure white snow on the ground, your desire to do anything is directly proportional to how fast it melts.
Saturday, December 29, 2012
10 Random Thoughts
1. Nobody can ever really walk a mile in your shoes properly. Because they will never be exactly your size. Only you can always be that.
2. Shouldn't the idea be to get people to like your Facebook page because they actually like it, not just to build up numbers?
3. Everybody has answers. Nobody seems to have solutions.
4.You don't keep the fire burning by taking away the oxygen. That is how you put it out.
5. It is not that important that you get answers in life. But it is always important to keep asking the questions.
6. Thinks if we are able to figure out how to live on the moon we should seriously put up a much better gate this time around...hopefully we have learned something in 5000 years.
7. Sometimes it's a lot of haystack to get to the needles.
8. In life..when you separate the wheat from the chaff..there are people who need compassion and a helping hand..and then there are people who need tough love and harsh punishment...life experience is about learning the difference.
9. First person who can shut Ann Coulter up for good...I'm your personal slave for life.
10. Six pack abs..or a two litre bottle of cream soda..Yah I think you know which one I'm gonna pick.
2. Shouldn't the idea be to get people to like your Facebook page because they actually like it, not just to build up numbers?
3. Everybody has answers. Nobody seems to have solutions.
4.You don't keep the fire burning by taking away the oxygen. That is how you put it out.
5. It is not that important that you get answers in life. But it is always important to keep asking the questions.
6. Thinks if we are able to figure out how to live on the moon we should seriously put up a much better gate this time around...hopefully we have learned something in 5000 years.
7. Sometimes it's a lot of haystack to get to the needles.
8. In life..when you separate the wheat from the chaff..there are people who need compassion and a helping hand..and then there are people who need tough love and harsh punishment...life experience is about learning the difference.
9. First person who can shut Ann Coulter up for good...I'm your personal slave for life.
10. Six pack abs..or a two litre bottle of cream soda..Yah I think you know which one I'm gonna pick.
Friday, December 14, 2012
10 Random Thoughts
1. Be prepared to have the light shined right in your eyes if you are not willing to open them yourself.
2. Sometimes don't ya just feel like the should call it Assbook instead of Facebook?
Yeah, I knew ya did.
3. Nature is the boss. Mother nature has always been the boss. When you stop remembering that, she comes back to remind you of it. just like when your mom always rushed into the room before and read you the riot act.
4. You are so ignorant, I could just smother you with my pillow. But I like my pillow. Ergo, you get to live.
5. It is easy for anyone to just start stuff. Finishing is the hard part.
6. Bullies are cowards looking to boost their own self esteem at the expense of others. Take them head on and make them go try and bully someone else.
7. Just because you come across a few bad apples, doesn't mean they are all bad. Don't give up on love. Only you lose in that scenario
8. I set many trends..but shoveling snow in a t shirt and shorts wont be one of them..i like my trends set at 75 degrees and sunny
9. When I'm not lying to myself. I try to speak the truth.
10. I seriously hope you are smoking crack, because otherwise I don't see how you can justify that comment.
2. Sometimes don't ya just feel like the should call it Assbook instead of Facebook?
Yeah, I knew ya did.
3. Nature is the boss. Mother nature has always been the boss. When you stop remembering that, she comes back to remind you of it. just like when your mom always rushed into the room before and read you the riot act.
4. You are so ignorant, I could just smother you with my pillow. But I like my pillow. Ergo, you get to live.
5. It is easy for anyone to just start stuff. Finishing is the hard part.
6. Bullies are cowards looking to boost their own self esteem at the expense of others. Take them head on and make them go try and bully someone else.
7. Just because you come across a few bad apples, doesn't mean they are all bad. Don't give up on love. Only you lose in that scenario
8. I set many trends..but shoveling snow in a t shirt and shorts wont be one of them..i like my trends set at 75 degrees and sunny
9. When I'm not lying to myself. I try to speak the truth.
10. I seriously hope you are smoking crack, because otherwise I don't see how you can justify that comment.
10 Random Thoughts: Cruise Ship Edition
1. Some people should not wear a bikini or Speedo. Just sayin.
2. There are at least 10% of the people on any cruise that you would just love to throw overboard.
3. 10 bucks for a Sex On The Beach? That better be one fucking awesome blowjob.
4. If you go on a cruise and you spend every night playing bingo, you might as well go directly to the retirement home when we dock.
5. After 3 cruises, I can now confirm that there is very little chance that I am going to find Julie my cruise director. So much for that teenage fantasy.
6. No, mister maitre D. I don't want any more baked potatoes. 6 nights in a row is plenty, thanks.
7. Note to absentee parents on this cruise: If you leave your whiny, noisy, idiot 5 year old unattended in my area of the dock one more time your kid is going to drown in some freak "holding his head under water" accident.
8. The piano bar songs get really old on Day 3 of the cruise. I already knew all the words to Bye Bye Miss American Pie anyway. Play something else.
9. Paying your staff almost nothing on the whole ship so that they have to pester you to buy overpriced drinks..and then charging me an extra 80 bucks a head for "gratuities" is just ripping me off and not telling me what the real cost of the cruise is. It is bad business and will come back to haunt you one day.
10. The stageshows are the best part of the cruises. They may it worth it just for those alone. Good on them for keeping that standard very high.
2. There are at least 10% of the people on any cruise that you would just love to throw overboard.
3. 10 bucks for a Sex On The Beach? That better be one fucking awesome blowjob.
4. If you go on a cruise and you spend every night playing bingo, you might as well go directly to the retirement home when we dock.
5. After 3 cruises, I can now confirm that there is very little chance that I am going to find Julie my cruise director. So much for that teenage fantasy.
6. No, mister maitre D. I don't want any more baked potatoes. 6 nights in a row is plenty, thanks.
7. Note to absentee parents on this cruise: If you leave your whiny, noisy, idiot 5 year old unattended in my area of the dock one more time your kid is going to drown in some freak "holding his head under water" accident.
8. The piano bar songs get really old on Day 3 of the cruise. I already knew all the words to Bye Bye Miss American Pie anyway. Play something else.
9. Paying your staff almost nothing on the whole ship so that they have to pester you to buy overpriced drinks..and then charging me an extra 80 bucks a head for "gratuities" is just ripping me off and not telling me what the real cost of the cruise is. It is bad business and will come back to haunt you one day.
10. The stageshows are the best part of the cruises. They may it worth it just for those alone. Good on them for keeping that standard very high.
Saturday, December 8, 2012
10.5 Random Thoughts
1. While you are rolling on the floor. Don't get up. Please.
2. I'm pretty sure even your left hand wouldn't date you.
3. The downside of technology: With all the people talking on their bluetooths walking down the street, you can't tell the crazies apart. It's just not safe to walk the streets anymore..
4. Sometimes don't ya just feel like the should call it Assbook instead of Facebook? Yeah, I knew ya did too.
5. I refuse to answer that question due to the fact they may incarcerate me.
6. How many times in my life have I said this: Needs more ketchup! More than 57. That's for sure.
7. There is a pretty fine line between estranged and just plain strange.
8. Losing is the best way to figure out how to win. You see how others beat you and you take steps to stop them from doing that.
9. Snow is really romantic. Until you have to shovel it. Then it is just heavy.
9.5. I start a lot of things that I don't...
10. Banks now have a twitter page. If your account gets overdrawn, you can now get a tweet.
Ha Ha, your account is overdrawn and you just bounced a cheque
#accountoverdrawnbuyoverdraftnexttime
2. I'm pretty sure even your left hand wouldn't date you.
3. The downside of technology: With all the people talking on their bluetooths walking down the street, you can't tell the crazies apart. It's just not safe to walk the streets anymore..
4. Sometimes don't ya just feel like the should call it Assbook instead of Facebook? Yeah, I knew ya did too.
5. I refuse to answer that question due to the fact they may incarcerate me.
6. How many times in my life have I said this: Needs more ketchup! More than 57. That's for sure.
7. There is a pretty fine line between estranged and just plain strange.
8. Losing is the best way to figure out how to win. You see how others beat you and you take steps to stop them from doing that.
9. Snow is really romantic. Until you have to shovel it. Then it is just heavy.
9.5. I start a lot of things that I don't...
10. Banks now have a twitter page. If your account gets overdrawn, you can now get a tweet.
Ha Ha, your account is overdrawn and you just bounced a cheque
#accountoverdrawnbuyoverdraftnexttime
Saturday, December 1, 2012
10 Random Thoughts
1. Nicki Minaj has accomplished something that no one else has been able to. She has made Mariah Carey look like the sane and normal one.
2. The key to selling anything to anybody is to appear to not be trying to sell it to them. It sells itself. But you can unsell it if you try hard enough.
3.Asking women questions will rarely get you in trouble. Giving her answers that she doesn't like always will.
4. Go ahead and be lame. I am okay with that. Better you than me.
5. How do you know that James Bond will never die? If the movies keep making huge money, Bond never dies.
6. It always amazes me that people can see at all when they are so blind to reality.
7. You want to bust my balls? Take a number. The lineup is around the block already.
8. Half an effort is better than no effort at all. But it's really not good enough now..is it?
9. I have the attention sp
10. Skank/Skunk..one vowel difference...same foul smell.
2. The key to selling anything to anybody is to appear to not be trying to sell it to them. It sells itself. But you can unsell it if you try hard enough.
3.Asking women questions will rarely get you in trouble. Giving her answers that she doesn't like always will.
4. Go ahead and be lame. I am okay with that. Better you than me.
5. How do you know that James Bond will never die? If the movies keep making huge money, Bond never dies.
6. It always amazes me that people can see at all when they are so blind to reality.
7. You want to bust my balls? Take a number. The lineup is around the block already.
8. Half an effort is better than no effort at all. But it's really not good enough now..is it?
9. I have the attention sp
10. Skank/Skunk..one vowel difference...same foul smell.
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