1.If you click like at the very instant that I delete that post, will facebook blow up?
2.In the checkout line, if you buy 6 different chocolate bars, that is six items..not one. Twelve eggs is still one item though.
3. This Justin Bieber thing has gone on long enough. Really. Enough. A joke is a joke, but somebody stop this.
4. I think they should just take one state, call it Occupy, and send all the occupiers to it and be done with the whole mess.Yes, I am a problem solver.
5.A penny for your thoughts. You get what you pay for.
6.The best thing about Valentines day: High quality chocolate on sale at very low prices on Feb 15th.
7. No woman has boobs big enough to make me want to watch Desperate Housewives.
8.The smartest groundhog is the one selling t-shirts saying "I'm a fu*king groundhog you idiot, not a weatherman".
9. People who harm animals should get the death penalty
10.Confucius say make sure you can swim before you jump into the deep end of the pool.