10 Random Thoughts

1. pEoPlE wHo TyPe in AlTEnaTiNg caPitAl LeTTeRs coNfusE mE.

2. Snickers...it even sounds like it would taste good.
  

3. Translations for the single guy:

"Oh..its nothing".--It's something..and its probably bad. And you did it.

4. Anyone who tells you that you aren't crazy is just someone who is crazier than you but doesn't realize it.

5. Yes, Your kid is really cute. No, I don't want to see a pic on facebook of him going potty.

6. Twenty years later..Demi Moore is still hot and Keanu Reeves still cant act.

7. when your dog has a facebook page and he is funnier than you, you need to get some help.

8.  If you can't make change you should not be allowed to buy or sell groceries.

 9. I always get my way, just so you know.

10.   fu**king:  the stars are for c and k, Einstien.