The beginning of the end--------------------Facebook admins are hired
Time well wasted---FB admins are bored because really they do nothing and have no purpose
Lunchtime--------------Facebook admins go to lunch and drink soda from a straw
Crunchtime------Facebook admins have to justify their salary to avoid moving back in with their parents and living in the basement
Nailbiting time-------Facebook admins get nervous. Their parents are even more nervous.
Happy Hour---FB admins throw darts at the wall, come up with ideas. It is where all useless tools do their best work
Time Stands Still--------Dart hits idea of creating something few want
500 Monkeys in the room time--FB admins pitch idea to socially inept leader Mark Zuckerberg
Does Anybody Really Know What Time It is?---Zuckerberg loves it. He has no idea if others do, nor does he care. He rejoices in the power he has created due to his devious ways of the past
Happy Time----Parents of facebook admins are extremely happy, Basement can now be used for dads obscure beer can collection.
Defcon 5-----Facebook Timeline is introduced. Facebook users are confused and outraged. Admins are happy and content. Basement living has been avoided.
Defcon 4----Timeline is forced upon some members even though they don't want it
A Spicoli moment-----FB admins and Zuckerberg ignore members concerns and proclaim it a great success
Nap Time---------------members complain about timeline but are ignored
The Future---------members leave facebook over timeline fiasco
Look Look Look Looking out my back door------facebook responds to lost members too late as they are so busy staring in the mirror.
2013,---------- FB admins fired. facebook stock plummets.
Defcon1-----------------FB ad customers flock to better site that looks after its members interests
Back In Time----Mark Zuckerberg does search on Wikipedia "Customer Service". He discounts this as science fiction