1. I think they should make the express aisle 1 to 8 items only. If you make it 16, then they bring 22. It's like making the speed limit 55/mph and being ok with them going 70. Gotta outsmart them.
2. If you can't see the forest for the trees...look at the trees.
3. I think it is time we redefined what we want our government to be in control of and be responsible for. Balancing a budget would be a good place to change. Staying out of our bedrooms would be another.
4. Making duck lips so you can look like Angelina Jolie is like pushing your boobs together so you can look like Dolly Parton.
5. Junk food is the most misnamed food there is. Nothing junky about it if you asked me.
6. You can't move forward if you are anchored to the past.
7. "I got your back" (the knife said to the skin).
8. Eve to Adam: "You want me to suck....that? I would rather bite the apple."...another poor choice made by a woman.
9. That moment in your life when you realize your legs can't do the things your brain has always told them to do.
10. You only get so long to live, why would you waste it being unhappy?