1. The people who say "long story short" are always
the ones who say that after the story has been way too long and can't be
short at that point.
2. That awkward moment when you really need to punch someone in the face but they are too far away.
come people always say they are going to soak up the sun? Shouldn't
they say they are going to soak up the rain? Makes more sense to me.
4. Crazy deranged sick people will do whatever
they will and you can't stop them all.Just accept it, that is part of
life and sometimes death.
5. You have to hit rock bottom before you can begin to reach for the sky
used to be a chance you could get into a fight if you looked at
somebody the wrong way on the bus. Now, with everyone looking at their
Blackberry and Iphone that isn't a problem. Nobody sees anybody. A
topless porn star could get on the bus and nobody would even notice. I
don't have an Iphone or Blackberry, so, I would still notice.
7. If you have both a narrow focus and blinders on at the same time. Quite the destructive combo.
8. If you keep trying to sit down you are never gonna stand on your own two feet.
9. If you don't value your time, others won't either.
10. Just for the record..gnashing is not spelled nashing.