a revolutionary study just conducted by the Biology department at The
University of Ottawa, researchers found that women find men with larger
penis's more attractive than those with average or smaller penis's.
A newly published study by a University of Ottawa researcher has
concluded penis length exerts a measurable sway on females evaluating
potential sexual partners.
“We found that flaccid penis size had a significant influence on male
attractiveness,” concludes the study that was published Monday in the
Proceedings of the National Academy of Science.
“Males with a larger penis were rated relatively more attractive.”
And in other news, researchers said they won't even bother conducting a study and will just submit to the thesis that it is valid to say that men will look at women with bigger breasts at an alarmingly higher rate than women with smaller chests.
In a future study, The Government of Canada said it will conduct a study to see why our country has such a high level of debt and whether conducting studies to state the obvious, something that every human who has a real job and doesn't need a PHD to figure things out with common sense plays any factor in that.
The study will be conducted by The University of Ottawa. This will take place as soon as they finish their current study: If it quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck, is it really a duck?