1. Somebody should write a book called Shades of 50 and a bit grey. The sex would be interesting, that's for sure. Might be some pills involved. No, for sure there would be pills involved.
2. Premature evacuation--A guy who leaves too fast after the sex is over.
3. People are a lot braver with other peoples money.
4.There is a reason why you can't push a square
peg into a round hole. Because it doesn't fit. Either make the hole
square, or wait for the peg to become round. Or, fail.
5. The best way to sink a ship is to let the incompetent captain sink it themselves.
6. When someone says "we will agree to disagree" what they really mean most of the time is that "I am right and you are wrong and I don't want to discuss it with you anymore."
7. I am not out to change the world. I just want people who don't understand it to understand it better.
8. Jeff Probst, the host of Survivor is very annoying. The only reason I would want to be on the island is to sneak up behind him and club him unconscious
with a 2 by 4. Then yell out "the tribe has spoken", now it is time
for you to shut up.
9. Stupid people will say stupid things.
Because they are stupid. It is their duty to manifest their own destiny.
Don't get in their way.
10.Your relation ship sailed on that white horse into the forest where you can't see the trees.