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Friday, October 18, 2013

You want to get hits?

You are a man and you want to get hits on your FB page.

1) Post something really romantic and pretend you are the knight in shining armor.
2) Post something about how you saw someone harm a woman, animal, child and how you saved the day.
3) Post funny or cute cat or dog pics or videos.
4) Post a pic of your kids or even better, your grand kids
5)Tell women you are single and looking for that special someone to spend the rest of your life with because your life isn't fulfilling enough without that.

You are a woman and you want to get hits on your FB page.

1)Post shots of your cleavage
2)Post more shots of your cleavage
3)Tell horndogs that you like their comments about your cleavage. 
4)Post more shots of your cleavage with a t shirt that has a very suggestive blurb on it.
5)Change your relationship status from "in a relationship" to "single".

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