10 Random Thoughts

1. If they were still 25 I would want Ron Jeremys cock, Sandy Koufax's fastball, and Franki Valli's singing voice. Once they all hit 50, I don't want any of their talents and assets.

2. Listen to that voice that speaks to you. It is never wrong.

 3. Chocolate milk is the best beverage ever invented. It cannot be topped.

4. The issue is never giving all you have. The issue is giving what you should. There IS a difference. 

 

5.Translations for the single guy:

"I don't mind that you looked at her like that."

 she minds.

 And you aren't getting any.

For a long time. A very...long...time.

6. Never underestimate the power of overestimation.

7. A question women ask:
Do these jeans make my butt look fat?
A question a man never asks:
Do these jeans make my package look small?

8. There is no such thing as free. You always pay your share, no matter what they say.

9. Arguing logic with a politician is like trying to convince your 5 year old that they don't need the candy at the checkout counter.

10. You can skip this status in five seconds.