Dear Candy
I know we have had a lifelong love affair. I need you and you give me so much. There is no doubt who holds the balance of power in our relationship.
Last week, at the grocery store, I deliberately did not buy much of you. Sure, there were still a few bag of chips, but they were the "healthy chips". I didn't buy any pure candy, the ones loaded with sugar and all sorts of chemicals. No chocolate. No potato chips heavily loaded with all sorts of bad fats. I even bought only fruit drinks that were pure diet.
I instead bought all sorts of seeds, designed to make me better. But they aren't you. I know that now. You give me something they never could. A rush. A sugar rush. You taste great for a reason: You are great. Nothing approaches the level of satisfaction only you can bring me. You are my Sugarmate. Every time I look at them or eat them, I only think of you. How great it is to be with you.
I just want to let you know that my brief "fling" with the seeds was just that, a fling. I broke it off last night. I realized that they gave me nothing. They are so empty. No calories. No taste. No zip. No pleasure. I now see that running to them in the thought that "the grass was greener" was a huge mistake. Will you take me back?
I know. I'm sorry. I tossed you away like yesterday's garbage. It was wrong of me to do so. I know that now. Wednesday came and I began to miss you so. Terribly so. I knew I had to wait until Friday, grocery day, to make it up to you.
But now Friday is here. I think of you all the time. You are forever in my thoughts. So much so, I can literally taste it. Literally.
Tonight is grocery shopping night. I will attempt to make it up to you. Please take me back. Say you will. Please. I beg of you.
My lips miss your sweetness. My hands long to hold you. My heart is all yours. I am truly devoted to you and only you.
Please. Take me back. I need you. I love you. I must have you. You mean everything to me. There has been no greater love in my life. I will do anything for you. Just say the word. When I say anything, I mean anything. Whatever it takes, I must have you back.
Signed
Tasteless in Toronto
1 comment:
You were doing great but trash anything that says diet on the label - it is bad, bad, bad - has either a cancer inducing fake sugar or corn syrup in some form which just jumps starts that old candy, candy, candy. Most top of the common chocolate and candy has GMO fun stuff helping quicken your steps to the other side of the veil. Good luck in your affair of the sugar fix.
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